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A fine romance with no kisses.

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A fine romance, my friend, this is. They
think we're like a

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couple of hot tomatoes.

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But we're as cold as yet it is, Matt
Patato.

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A fine romance with no wrestling.

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A fine...

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Got a charm.

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This is a fine romance.

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Uh, Mr.

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Inneson?

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I can't make up my mind. I really can't.

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Oh, no.

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A three -seater's all we need, but a
three -seater doesn't cost that much

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You do have the advantage of an extra
seat.

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Well, that's obvious, I suppose.

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The loose covers are pretty, too, and
practical. I mean, when they're dirty,

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just take them off and wash them.

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On the other hand, we're not that dirty.

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I mean, you wouldn't really describe me
as a really dirty woman, would you?

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I'm sorry, I... I thought... I
thought... I've just been talking to a

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stranger. Oh, yes?

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What did he think? Well, I wasn't asking
his advice. I thought it was you, you,

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who was supposed to be helping me
choose. I already have. I told you an

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which one I liked. Well, show me again.

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I'm sitting on it.

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What?

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This one? You like this one?

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Yes. Are you sure?

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Positive.

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Well, you like this one best?

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Yes. Well, don't get ratty with me.

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For God's sake.

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You plumped for this one in the first
place.

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Since then, you've been wandering around
like Winnie the Pooh in a honey shop.

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Do you really like this one best?

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All right, all right, all right, all
right. We'll have it.

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We'll have it.

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Excuse me.

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Yes, sir, may I help? Oh, yes, thank you
very much. I would like to buy this

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sofa. Excellent choice, sir.

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I saw it first. I like it.

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Just pay attention to this gentleman,
madam. I'll be with you in a moment. I'm

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with this gentleman.

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Oh, I see.

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Sorry.

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You'd like to come to the desk?

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There we are.

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May I have the name, please?

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Selway... Is that a hyphen, isn't it?

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Well, it's a joint by, you see.

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Just put down Selway...

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What's that called?

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Oblique. Oblique. So we're oblique,
Dalton.

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Thank you.

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And will it be cash or cheque?

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Cheque. Two cheques. One each.

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And the address?

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Or addresses?

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Well, no, you've no need to deliver.

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You see, I've got the van outside. We
can take it with us. I'm sorry, sir, no.

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We shall have to order you one. But the
one we want is over there. Yes, but we

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can't let you take it.

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What, cemented to the floor or
something, is it?

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You see, that sofa's advertised in the
local press, so we're required to have

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one on display in the shop at all times.

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It's the darstvest thing I've ever
heard. We can order one from the

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and deliver it to you in a couple of
days. How many days?

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Six to eight weeks.

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Six to eight weeks?

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Thank you.

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No, madam.

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Wapping. Well, that's not too far. I
mean, we could drive down to the

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I'm sorry, sir, you can't buy direct
from the warehouse. I see. So it takes

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lorries two months to get from Wapping
to Fulham. Is that right? Oh, of course

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not.

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There are channels, you know. Yes, the
English channel. Perhaps it goes

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backwards and forwards a few times per
week.

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Urgent on your order. Oh, terrific. I
think you'd better just forget all about

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it. No!

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Well, it's ridiculous having to wait six
times.

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I'm not going to wait six to eight
weeks. The sofa I want is here in front

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me, and I want it now. I'm afraid it's
quite out of the question. I'm sorry,

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madam. Well, you will be, because I'm
not leaving this store unless this sofa

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goes with me.

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I wish you'd stop singing that song. I
have to now.

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I'm out of breath.

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I shall never enjoy the last night of
the proms again.

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Well, it's a hymn to victory, isn't it?

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In this case, the victory of the little
man.

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Little woman.

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I had nothing to do in it.

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Very true. You just stood around
pretending you weren't with me.

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Managers being called, security men
being called.

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Hours we were there.

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Oh, and all those people, crowds
gathering.

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We got the sofa, though.

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Oh, I hate scenes.

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I was never involved in scenes before I
met you.

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I always thought you were the quiet
type. I do have a boiling point.

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Yes, about two degrees.

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Well, Nana, you go and make the coffee.

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And I have rearranged the furniture.

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And then we'll have dinner and then
we'll do something extraordinarily

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Like sitting in the cemetery across the
road.

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What

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are

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you going to do with the old sofa?

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Put it in the bedroom.

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I like the sofa in the bedroom.

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Just a minute.

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You had a sofa in the bedroom of your
old flat.

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No, I didn't.

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Yes, you did. I did not.

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Yes, you did. It had a wooden back on
it.

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I distinctly remember that because I
banged my head on it once.

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Oh, that sofa.

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Yes, that sofa.

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Oh, where is it? Where's it gone to?
Well, you know what moving's like. You

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know, odd little things that may never
turn up. A sofa is not an odd little

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thing.

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it looks best there? I remember not
seeing it now.

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You can't remember not seeing something.

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Do you think it looks best here?

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There was a table.

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A little table.

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Look, I do wish you'd come and help me
with this. Mike?

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Mike?

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Or here? What about here?

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That's not here either.

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No, I think it's probably best there.

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There was a lamp.

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A small lamp. That's not... I don't know
what you're making all the fuss about.

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Oh, that's rich.

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Coming from somebody who's just caused a
riot in a furniture shop. Now, that's

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what all this is about, isn't it? Now,
you're just making a fuss about a few

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little bits and pieces that didn't turn
up in the move because you know you

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should have made a big fuss in the
furniture shop. No, no, no, it's not

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all. Yes, it is. You're ashamed, and now
you're taking it out on me. I am not

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taking anything out on you. Yes, you
are. I am not. I just fail to see why

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you're not even vaguely curious as to
why half your furniture has disappeared

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between your old flat and this one.
Well, perhaps it was a...

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I can't take late nights the way I used
to.

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Poor soul.

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What time did we get to bed last night,
anyway?

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About two.

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What time did we get to sleep?

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About four.

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Oh, hello,

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Mike. Oh, you're off. May I come in?

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I just wanted to catch you before you
went to work.

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No, you haven't. Sit down. Hello, Mike.

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No, no, no. No, I'll keep you a minute.

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I, uh... I just want to ask you a
question.

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Sure.

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Do you happen to remember the name of
the removal firm that moved Laura?

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Do we what?

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Do you happen to remember... Thanks. Do
you happen to remember the name... Yes,

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yes, yes, I heard you. But why ask her?
Because I want to know.

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But why not ask Laura?

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I did.

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And? She won't tell me.

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Well, maybe the stuff hasn't been
pinched, but it's certainly gone

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What stuff? Oh, a bit.

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Well, I'm not giving up.

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Oh, quite.

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Laura wants you to give something up.

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Yeah, well, so she says.

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But that's not like her at all, really,
is it?

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You should have seen her in the
furniture shop.

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Should we? Yes.

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Now, there's something I haven't
considered.

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It could just have got left behind.

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Could it? Yeah.

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The stuff.

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And the new people have kept it and not
said a word about it.

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Now, that really is charming, isn't it?

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Terrible. What is?

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Them.

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On the other hand, of course, they might
not have it at all, in which case I

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shall look a real fool.

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But it's worth a try, isn't it?

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Certainly.

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I think I'll get round there now.

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Soon as possible, I think.

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Thanks very much for your help. I'll let
you know how I get on. Good luck.

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I'll tell you something, though.

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There's something very fishy about all
this.

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Very fishy.

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What on earth was he talking about?

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I haven't the faintest idea.

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Then why did you keep agreeing with him?

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Because it was easier than trying to
understand him.

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It was gibberish, wasn't it?

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Yes, but my sister is involved.

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Probably why it was gibberish.

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Oh, now, that's not fair.

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Laura is basically a very level -headed
person. Oh, no.

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Where did Mike go?

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I saw the van.

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Well, why didn't you stop him? I
couldn't. I was hiding behind a hedge.

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I didn't say a word.

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What about?

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Laura? Yes? Why were you hiding behind
the hedge? I didn't want Mike to see me.

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Are you two in some sort of trouble?

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Well, we wouldn't be if he'd stopped
acting like Sherlock Holmes.

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Did he ask you the name of the removal
firm? Yes, he did.

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You didn't tell him, did you? No, we'd
forgotten.

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Oh, thank goodness. That's a dead end,
then.

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Laura, will you sit down, have some
coffee and put us out of our misery?

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Oh, sorry.

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Oh.

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Well?

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I can't say anything.

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Take back the coffee. No, no, no. Let's
just say that I've done something and

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maybe it was very silly.

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Very probably, I should think. Phil?
Well, two ludicrous conversations before

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I'm even awake in the morning.

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Not as much as I can stand. Well, sorry,
sorry, but if Mike's gone to work, then

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that's all there is about you. No, I
don't think he was going to work.

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What? No, he said something about... It
could have got left behind, and perhaps

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the new people have got it. That's
right, isn't it, Phil? Yeah, clear as

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Oh, and he's gone there now, wherever
there is.

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My old flat.

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He's gone to my old flat.

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I suppose it'd be daft to ask why.

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Laura, what's the matter?

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You look awful.

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Get back in the cupboard!

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I will not have breakfast with your
lunatic sister in the cupboard!

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It's all right. I've made up my mind.

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I'm going to face the music.

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Laura, will you please tell me what's
going on? I can't. I've got to talk to

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Mike first. You were hiding from him
behind her head just now.

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Do your worst.

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Tow it away. I don't care.

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We're not beasts, you know.

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You tried being clear that all day. I
was, yesterday.

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Look, if it's urgent, I could turn the
blind eye for a few minutes.

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Oh, I just don't hit the windscreen too
hard when you slap the ticket on it,

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otherwise the whole thing might
collapse.

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Ah, good morning.

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Look, I know this is a bit unusual.
Yeah, that's the van, all right.

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What? She said I couldn't miss it. Who
said? Miss Dalton.

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Dora? What's she doing here? She said to
go up.

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Some of us have families, you know.

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Not fathers, you haven't.

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What's going on?

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I got here first.

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Oh, the furniture.

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The furniture that was missing. It did
get left behind. Yes.

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When did you work that out?

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I knew it all the time.

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Then why didn't you tell me?

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Why chuck the cutlery at me for asking
where it was?

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I didn't want you to find out.

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I don't know what it is that you didn't
want me to find out.

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Well, when we took the new flat, Mike,
I, um... I didn't let this one go. I

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it on.

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Why? Well, safety, I suppose, in case.

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And the furniture?

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I pop in sometimes.

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A boathole?

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Well, I wouldn't have put it quite like
that.

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Would you like some coffee? There's
still a few things in the kitchen.

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Um, no, thanks.

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I suppose I, uh, I, um, I couldn't
commit enough, Mike. Well, don't look so

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martyred. You never gave me much feeling
of permanency.

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I nearly proposed once.

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When?

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You were asleep.

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Terrific. What was I meant to do? Two
snores for yes and one for no?

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How romantic.

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I knew we'd get round to a romantic
eventually. We always get round to

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Well, that's because you're not. And you
are?

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Yes. So you move in with me, but keep
your own flat on, just in case... Oh,

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well, when it's put like that... How
else would you put it? Well, I...

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We're like a Rubik's Cube.

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What?

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Jiggle it about.

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Get each side one colour.

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The most we've ever seemed to manage is
just one side.

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An eighth.

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A sixth, actually.

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Oh, yes.

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Seemed is a past tense.

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Well, there doesn't seem much point in
future tenses, does there?

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No, I suppose not.

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I just remembered something.

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What?

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I'm parked on a double yellow line.

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I didn't know you liked poetry.

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Well, I don't.

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Oh, that.

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It's my one and only school prize.

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What for?

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I don't know, turning up, I think.

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00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:19,810
But you must have chosen it. We used to
always get to choose our school prizes.

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00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:24,970
No, no, I... I think I asked for no
orchids for Miss Blandish, and they

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me off with that.

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I see.

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I've been thinking about the kitchen
sink.

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00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:36,340
Well,

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I gave it to you as a present. It's
yours by rights. You ought to take it

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you.

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I can't take a sink with me.

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I could disconnect it.

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Well, I can't really say I hope it
reminds you of me, but... I'll go.

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You're not. I am. You sure?

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Positive. Oh, Helen!

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Oh!

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Little feet.

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Nappy's on the line.

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Well done, Phil.

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Oh, Phil.

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Oh.

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Here.

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Thanks.

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Thank you.

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Well, now, here's to the little barker.

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Who's already a lucky little barker
because his parents love one another so

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much.

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00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,520
Come on, don't all stand around. We look
like a trade delegation.

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00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:54,940
Hello.

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Tell us about the baby.

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00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,470
Well... I don't do very much to tell at
the moment, Mike.

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00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,330
Anyway, we vowed not to become baby
boars.

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00:20:06,650 --> 00:20:10,050
We shall, of course. In nine months'
time, you've been needing a photo album.

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00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:13,830
Yesterday morning, the nothing morning,
that saw itself out. Oh.

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00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:17,290
Well, yeah, well, it's too difficult to
explain. It's a bit of a prank.

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00:20:17,810 --> 00:20:18,810
Yes.

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00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:21,530
Laura, what's going on?

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00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:23,669
Oh, that.

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00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:24,810
Decorating. Oh.

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00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,870
At least we're going to decorate, but...

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00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:32,700
You see, I'm such a messy painter,
especially with ceilings, that we

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we'd put everything away just in case it
got splashed.

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00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,600
Why not just cover them up?

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00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,000
That would be the simple thing to do.

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00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,980
Have you ever known this couple to do
anything the easy way?

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00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,600
Anyway, come on, Mum.

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00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:49,440
We've got another couple of calls to
make. Oh, we wanted to tell you first.

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00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:52,140
Well, blood would have flowed if you
hadn't. What about your champagne?

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00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:53,940
Uh, I'm all right.

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00:20:55,010 --> 00:20:56,430
Cheers, Mike. Good luck with the
decorating.

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00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:57,670
What about your champagne?

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00:20:57,810 --> 00:21:00,930
Oh, you two have it. I don't think
expectant father should drink too much.

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00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:02,310
Bye, Laura.

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00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:03,650
Bye. Bye.

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00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:06,570
Bye.

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It was good, that, about the decorating.

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00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:26,860
Well,

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00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:28,840
we couldn't tell them.

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00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:30,800
Not tonight.

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00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,080
No.

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00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,300
Have you decided what to do about the
thing?

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00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,600
I do wish you'd shut up about the bloody
thing.

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00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:45,000
Well, I want you to have something. I
can't even wear it round my neck in a

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locket, can I?

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00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,640
Here, have this.

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00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:12,960
I can't possibly take the only prize
you've ever won. No, no, no. I want you

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00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:13,960
have it.

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00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:19,740
Why? Well, it's all the things I've
never said.

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00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,660
Half a league, half a league, half a
league on.

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00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:26,400
East of Valley of Death, Road to 600.

365
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,100
No, not that one.

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00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:31,380
Well, others.

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00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:33,900
Things I've...

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00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:39,350
Never said I've... Well, like what?
Well, uh... Well, things I've left out.

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00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:46,350
mean, I've... I've never said... I love

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00:22:46,350 --> 00:22:47,350
you.

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00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:49,070
And do you?

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00:22:53,570 --> 00:22:57,470
I don't know, really.

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00:22:59,030 --> 00:23:00,030
Oh, God.

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00:23:01,650 --> 00:23:02,650
But, um...

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00:23:02,970 --> 00:23:07,830
I don't want you to go. Well, why, Mike?
Just tell me why.

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00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:11,670
I don't know. I just don't.

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00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,880
I never could resist a smooth talker.

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00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:15,760
A fine romance with no wrestling.

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00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:22,780
A fine romance with no nestling. We two
are just as

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prickly as cactus plants.

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00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,040
Love hasn't got a chance.

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00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,220
It is a fine romance.

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